Category Archives: Urban Legend

Defending Her Honor

Title: Defending Her Honor

Informant Info: Mene Ukueberuwa is an Editor-in-Chief Emeritus of The Dartmouth Review. He is a ’16 (formerly ’14) from Princeton, NJ. He was interviewed on May 12, 2016 at the Collis Center in Hanover, NH.

Type of Lore: Verbal, Legend

Language: English

Country of Origin: United States

Social / Cultural Context: The use of the phrase “defending her honor” harkens back to chivalry, demonstrating how the Review tends to be a traditional organization. It also references the social scene at Dartmouth, which consists mostly of fraternities where some people may be a bit too aggressive.

Transcript:

So, if you hang around the Review office enough, you will be likely to hear the phrase, “He was defending her honor,” pop up in random conversations, and that all goes back to an incident that occurred my freshman year with a fellow former ‘14 who was involved in an altercation on Frat Row. He was with a friend of his, and she got into a little bit of a dispute with an aggressive fellow freshman, and then this staffer courageously stepped in to save her from this advance; ended up in a little bit of a scuffle, that had some bad repercussions for both of the people involved, but he came out of it very proud to have defended her honor, and that was always the only thing that he would tell people when they asked him, exactly why it was that he ended up in the sticky situation he was in. So we always like to repeat the phrase, kind of as a tribute to him.

Collector’s Comments: The actual details of the incident, which happened in 2010, are unclear. Regardless of what actually happened, this legend is one of the most popular within the Review. New staffers are usually exposed to it at an early time, and it has evolved to the point where the phrase “defending her honor” is almost ubiquitous within the organization.

2000 Word Essay

Title: 2000 Word Essay

Informant Info: Mene Ukueberuwa is an Editor-in-Chief Emeritus of The Dartmouth Review. He is a ’16 (formerly ’14) from Princeton, NJ. He was interviewed on May 12, 2016 at the Collis Center in Hanover, NH.

Type of Lore: Verbal, Legend

Language: English

Country of Origin: United States

Social / Cultural Context: The legend refers to an actual article submitted (and rejected) for publication in the Review. The contents of the article are reproduced below:

Deciding on Decision Points: A Review of Dubya’s Self-reflection on Life, God, and Country

Bush, George Herbert Walker. Decision Points. Crown Publishers.

There is no question in anyone’s mind, whether liberal or conservative, that President George Walker Bush has emerged after his eight remarkable years in the White House, as one of the most controversial yet pivotal leaders of our time, and certainly of the first decade of the Twenty First Century. And whether you love him or hate this two-term, 43rd President of our Republic, I cannot recommend strongly enough that before trying to assess the legacy of his truly monumental presidency, both Mr. Bush’s detractors (of which there admittedly are many on both the Left as well as on the Right), and his unflinching supporters, standing with him to the last, should take the time to read his book.

However, this recommendation comes with an important caveat: I maintain that those in either camp would be wise to do so with an open mind, or, at the very least, as objectively as possible. For just a moment, prospective readers should try to look beyond, if not temporarily disregard the relentlessly crucifying, and perhaps at times, unfairly vitriolic artillery barrage with which the media assaulted the man (with journalists such as Scott Horton for Harper’s Magazine calling him the “worst president ever” and the like) during his time in office. I say this not in any attempt to enshrine the former president upon a pedestal among Washington, Reagan, and Lincoln because of some secretive personal view that I harbor. I intend nothing of the sort, for I too, like so many Americans, have a number of misgivings about some of the policies implemented by his administration. Nor am I trying to support the far-left and their staunch Bush-bashing agenda by scaring potential readers away from a book that even arguably liberal-leaning news publications such as Newsweek admits puts forth a rather convincing argument in favor of a more positive retrospective view of his leadership. Heck! Even his predecessor Bill Clinton touted its publication, raving “Decision Points is well-written, and interesting from start to finish. I think people of all political stripes should read it.” Rather, I simply believe that the only way to make it a substantive and worthwhile read is to approach the work from a mindset that attempts to see Mr. Bush, his presidency, and the legacy he left on our nation from the unique perspective from none other than the man himself—attempting to understand the personal life experiences, convictions, and viewpoints that he would take with him to the Oval Office as well as some of the facts laid out before him when the former Commander-in-Chief, and him alone, would have to make the crucial and arduous decisions that would come to shape his presidency and our nation as a whole.

In other words, to comprehend in full our forty-third president, along with all his contentious decisions and why he made them, one must walk in his shoes, to truly be the man who, as Teddy Roosevelt so famously remarked in 1910, “is actually in the arena, … face marred by dust and sweat and blood,” as it is he and “not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or whether the doer of deeds could have done them better,” for, merely from the outside looking in, we civilians cannot comprehend the full extent of what was involved in the eleventh-hour choices that Mr. Bush had to make in times of national crisis—with all of the available intelligence and resources at his disposal laid out before him on the table. To paraphrase W’s response at a press conference to a reporter’s query as to why he took the monumental action, divisive to this day, of utilizing military force against Iraq despite the nonexistence of WMDs in which he countered to the asker that if instead he held the office of the commander-in-chief, given all of the present, undisclosed information available to him at the moment when he was forced, for the sake of the security of the American people and preservation of American values, then he would have made the exact same decision as the true occupier of the Oval Office standing defiantly at the podium. And it is Decision Points, which is divided into essentially fourteen different decisions that Bush considers most important leading up to and during his presidency—not Bob Woodward’s Bush at War, Richard A. Clarke’s Against All Enemies: Inside America’s War on Terror, or  Scott McClellan’s What Happened—that truly provides a fairly detailed, reasonable, and, as ex-President Clinton rather surprisingly but aptly put it, the account “will help you to understand better the forces that molded him, and the convictions that drove him to make those decisions, to do what he thought was right.”

Granted, though it reveals a number of rather surprising and telling details about Bush’s most memorable (although not always positive) life experiences, his book is not a tell-all, no-holds look behind the scenes into the deepest innards of the Bush Presidency. So if that’s what you were expecting to find you will be quite disappointed. Nor does Decision Points follow the chronological, birth-to-present progression typical of the memoir genre, for its author instead chose to break down and then categorize the most pivotal moments in his life into fourteen theme-based chapters, each focused on a central choice or group of related choices that he made in the course of the truly remarkable sixty-three years that he has under his Texan belt so far. Thus, Bush, in his engaging, non-chronologically-styled memoir, takes the now hackneyed, predictably organized presidential autobiography in a new and rather refreshing direction. But Mr. Bush, who decides to begin with discussing what he calls “one of the toughest decisions I ever made,” remarkably isn’t even referring to a choice that he made during his presidency, although he admits it is one that, without which, “none of the others that follow in this book would have been possible.” Thus, what he is referring to in his dramatically opening line wherein his wife poses the gravely serious but “simple question” that his wife poses to him, asking “[c]an you remember the last day you didn’t have a drink?” is the immense and widely-known struggle he encountered to overcome his alcoholism, for of course he confesses that, given his habitual personality, “I could not remember one.”  As such, in the course of this first chapter, which he appropriately titles “Quitting,” Mr. Bush confronts his former self in a phase of his life in which he was a wild and care-free, frat boy-esque party animal during his time at Yale and Harvard Business School (although he fails to go into as much detail as I and probably most other Dartmouth students would be interested in hearing), where he was a chain smoker and had several run-ins with the law, and then his religion and family-influenced path to finally getting serious, that led to him putting away the bottle and engaging in potpourri of stints in a variety of jobs before ultimately realizing his great passion for and skill with people and subsequently, the man’s true calling in the field of politics. The rest, as they say, is history.

Speaking of the topic of history and how leaders are seen through its eyes either with love or hate, I am reminded of the words of Winston Churchill when he famously remarked to Joseph Stalin and Franklin D. Roosevelt at the Tehran Conference in 1943 that ‘history will judge us kindly because I shall write that history.’ And, as such, only time will tell, and perhaps his writing this resolute and competent, if not plainly-written personal memoir will help (and it should) improve the legacy of (as it did other widely-despised past presidents at the time they left office (such as Ulysses S. Grant, Harry S. Truman, and Richard M. Nixon, to name just a few) America’s ‘Don’t Mess with Texas’ President, George Walker Bush.

Transcript:

That’s true.  We definitely have some wordy people and so once upon a time we were doing our book reviews here, and every staffer was able to pick a certain book that they wanted to cover or would pick one of their own, and so this guy decided to do a review of “Decision Points” by George W. Bush, and we were all excited to read it because the book had been a big splash, but when he turned it in it ended up being about one single run-on sentence for approximately five pages of the most flowery prose that any of us had ever read. We were all really glad to have read it, and it was hilarious, but it didn’t end up actually making it into print; there wasn’t too much we could do to edit it … It wasn’t exactly the most critical review. This guy has a strong personal affection for the Bush family and so it ended up being kind of a peon to his greatness.

Collector’s Comments: The amusement and entertainment value of this legend comes from hearing the legend recounted in the presence staffers who actually know the person who wrote the original article. They can certainly attest to this particular staffer’s larger-than-life personality that would make this legend plausible. While rather verbose at approximately 1300 words and overly deferential to President Bush, the actual article is by no means a 2000-word run-on sentence. As seen with other items in the legend genre of folklore, the characteristics of the original work have been exaggerated significantly over time.

Bestiality Society

Title: Bestiality Society

Informant Info: Sandor Farkas is the Editor-in-Chief of The Dartmouth Review. He is a ’17 from Haydenville, MA. He was interviewed on May 24, 2016 at the Review office in Hanover, NH.

Type of Lore: Verbal, Legend

Country of Origin: United States

Social / Cultural Context: The Review was known for more provocative and somewhat absurd stunts in the 1980s. The effort to establish a bestiality society as a joke is one of them.

Transcript:

Yeah, so I won’t name any names, they’re not public, but a group of students who you could say considered themselves perplexed at the Council on Student Organizations recent decision to approve the creation of a gay student group, this group of Reviewers decided it was weird to have a student group funded by the college dedicated to a particular sexuality, so they took another sexual orientation, that of humans towards animals, and they determined to create an official Dartmouth student group dedicated to the exploration of this human-animal connection, known commonly as bestiality. So what they did, is they took the gay student union’s proposal to the Council on Student Organizations, and they simply replaced every mention of the word “homosexuality” with “bestiality” but they didn’t end there. They actually went and researched bestiality, did, you know, looked at the scientific research on it, looked at research written about it, and they created a whole curriculum for what this student organization would do when it would meet, you know, officers, budget, they did everything, and they even found an advisor, a very old professor, well-known, respected, who had been involved in the Review for some time, in fact since its creation, and that professor became their adviser, and so this group of a few students, a couple women, a couple men, pretty diverse group actually, and this old professor walks into the Council on Student Organizations, the COSO hearing, and the professor is actually carrying a little stuffed animal tiger in his hand, and they make the presentation all the while the professor is petting slowly the tiger, like this, and uh, they make the proposal very heartfelt, the Council on Student Organizations keep a straight face the entire time, and at one incident, one of the students, who is Indian, actually says “where I come from, we have very deep connection with animals like elephants and tigers,” you know, deep connection, wink wink, so they leave the room, there is a deliberation for ten, fifteen minutes, and they come back in, it’s announced to them that they, that COSO decided to NOT fund the group by a, I think it was five, no, four-two decision, and immediately, one of the students in the group, female students, “One vote!  We lost by one vote!” and just goes hysterical and everyone in the group just went hysterical, and that is how a bunch of Reviewers trolled, you could say, what we could “trolled,” the Council on Student Organizations.

Collector’s Comments: This legend is perhaps one of the lesser known exploits of the Review, not having been revealed in the past. Even many Review staff members do not know of it. It is henceforth accessible to the public.

Winter Carnival Sculpture

Title: Winter Carnival Sculpture

Informant Info: Sandor Farkas is the Editor-in-Chief of The Dartmouth Review. He is a ’17 from Haydenville, MA. He was interviewed on May 24, 2016 at the Review office in Hanover, NH.

Type of Lore: Verbal, Legend

Country of Origin: United States

Social / Cultural Context: Winter Carnival and the snow sculpture are traditions in the larger Dartmouth context. The Review is an organization that prides itself in its defense of the old Dartmouth traditions, which explains why Review staffers in particular were so disappointed in lack of a sculpture for Winter 2016.

Transcript:

See, as I said, there had been a long pattern of, uh, declining interest in making the snow sculpture, rather, not necessarily interest in having there be a snow sculpture, but interest in taking the time to work on it, I mean it’s a lot of work, organizing, I know a very good friend of mine organized it, not this year but the past year, and it came to the point that this past winter, the administration of the DOC announced that there would be no snow sculpture, both because the administration wasn’t willing to kind of spend a lot of effort on it, and because students really didn’t rise to the challenge, so a few Reviewers took it upon themselves to get together and I think we called it the Committee to Beautify the Green Before Winter Carnival, just like the, uh, more famous predecessor [a reference to another Review legend, the Committee to Beautify the Green for Winter Carnival], and they, uh, they built the snow sculpture, now it was a fairly simple thing, it was kind of a ring-shaped, um, ring-shaped monument, let me get the plaque that was on it, it was taken from Dr. Suess, “The Lorax” I believe, yes “The Lorax.”  Here’s the plaque they put on it.  On the snow sculpture is carved the word, “unless,” because there’s a famous passage that depicts such sculpture that’s kind of a little ring that says unless someone like you cares a whole lot, nothing is going to better, it’s not.  Which, I think, was meant to send a larger message not just about the snow sculpture and Winter Carnival traditions, but about traditions of the College in general, that you know, students who ‘amend’ the administration’s war on tradition, it’s really the students who need to stick up for the traditions and I think that’s what really the Review has been about for a lot of its existence.  You know, individual students, a group of individual students, taking it upon themselves to make change at this school and to stick up for what they believe.  

The wooden plaque from The Lorax

The wooden plaque from The Lorax

Collector’s Comments: While many urban legends are questionable in their veracity, this one seems to actually be based on a real event. We also see how the history of the organization reverberates through time, with the reference to the historical Committee to Beautify the Green Before Winter Carnival.

John Ledyard Legend

 

Legend                                                                                                               Lloyd Mary

“John Ledyard” Verbal                                                                                            Hanover

5/07/2016

 

Informant Info: Lloyd May is from Carletonville, South Africa and is a student at Dartmouth in the Class of 2018. Lloyd is an engineering and economic double major . Outside of the classroom, Lloyd is a sprinter on the Dartmouth Track and Field Team and a member of Chi Gamma Epsilon.

 

Contextual Data:

Lloyd is a member of the Dartmouth Outing Club and is a member of the Ledyard Canoe Club. In his freetime, Lloyd loves going to the river and exploring the Connecticut by kayaking or canoeing with friends. This legend is passed down from orally through the Ledyard Canoe Club and was retold from personal memory. This video was taken in the brother’s room in Chi Gamma Epsilon and conducted in English.

 

Type of Lore- Verbal, Legend

 

Country of Origin- South Africa

 

Social/Cultural Context: This video was taken in the brother’s room in Chi Gamma Epsilon in a relaxed setting and conducted in English.

 

Transcript/Informer’s comments: The Legend of John Ledyard

When John Ledyard was a student at Dartmouth he founded the Dartmouth Ledyard Canoe Club. As the legend goes, he cut down a tree on the bank of the Connecticut near Dartmouth and carved out a canoe. With this canoe, he paddled the whole way down to the mouth of the Connecticut River.

 

Collector’s Comments: This legend is very significant for the Dartmouth Ledyard Canoe Club today because every year, students replicate this legend by canoeing from Dartmouth, down the Connecticut River to the mouth of the river. Verbal folklore has turned into customary folklore!

 

Tags: Ledyard, Canoe Club, Connecticut River

 

 

Doc Benton Legend

Legend                                                                                                     Mark Widerschein

“Doc Benton” (Verbal)                                                                                            Hanover

5/07/2016

 

Informant Info: Mark Widerschein is from Cleveland, Ohio and is a student at Dartmouth College. He is a English major with a minor in environmental science in the class of 2017. Outside of the class room he is a lightweight rower for the Dartmouth Rowing Club and a member of Chi Gamma Epsilon.

Contextual Data:

Mark is a very active member in the Dartmouth Outing Club. He attended First-Year trips during the end of the summer of 2013 and led a trip during the end of the summer of 2015. Every DOC First-Year Trips, the students end their trip at the Moosilauke Lodge before college orientation. Since the 1920s/1930s, the first night at Moosilauke ends with the storytelling of the legend of Doc Benson. There are numerous contextual styles to the legend and the legend is passed down from generation to generation by members of the Lodge croo orally.

Type of Lore: Verbal, Legend, Urban Legend

Language: English

Country of Origin: USA

Social Context: This video was taken in his room in Chi Gamma Epsilon in a relaxed setting and conducted in English.

 

Item: The Legend of Doc Benton- There is this kid who grew up in Warren. He was an extremely smart child and would hike over Mt. Moosilauke to go a different school and eventually to Germany for medical school. Doc Benson finished his studies and was very involved with studying the idea of eternal life. He returned to Warren and became the town doctor but a pandemic killed a significant portion of the town, including his wife and kids. Following he receded from the town and hide in his shack in the woods. He was rarely seen by the town and only returned for supplies when necessary and became the town ghost. He developed a reputation as a strange and mysterious old woodsman in the area.

One Halloween, a group of boys decided to visit Doc Benton’s house on a cold foggy night. They approached the house to find bright lights coming from all the windows and approached the window to barely see anything because of the dense fog. Doc Benton notices the boys and stares at the adventurous boys as they run back to town.

The following winter was a brutally cold with a terrible amount of snowfall. For no apparent reason, animals have been randomly dying throughout the town with a white scratch behind the ear and a red dot on its head. The town is freaked out by the brutal winter and odd number of animals dying with strange signs. Later in the winter, a schoolgirl named Mary is disappears in her back yard and her mother notices footprints leading into the woods which make it seem like she was dragged out by an adult. Her mother panics and rounds up the entire town to search for her. The town follows the footsteps which led to a boxed canyon at the top of Mt. Moosilauke. There would be nowhere for the kidnapper to go since there are steep cliffs at either side. However, they get to the end of the canyon and do not find Mary! But, they look up and see Doc Benton climbing up the cliff with Mary on her shoulder with incredible ease until he gets to the absolute top of the cliff and throws her off.

(At this point the lodge croo screams and all of the trippees are frightened!)

Mary is then found dead at the bottom of the cliff when a white scratch behind her ear and a red dot on her head.

There have been other stories throughout the years from caretakers at Moosilauke and other people in the area that claim they have seen Doc Benton wandering the woods and haunting local townspeople and hikers.

 

Collector’s Comments: This is probably the most well-known Dartmouth legend because every student on DOC First-Year Trips has heard the story. It was very interestsing to get some more background and context to the legend and the more recent account of Doc Benton.

Tags/Keywords: Doc Benton, trips, Moosilauke, legend, hiking

 

 

S&S Track Down

Title: S&S track down.

Genre: Verbal Lore; Urban Legend

S&S Folklore

Informant info: Jamie Billings. Dartmouth ’16. Attended Groton. From Groton, Mass.

Type of lore: Verbal; Subgenre: Urban Legend

Language: English

Country of Origin: USA

Social / Cultural Context: Every year incoming Dartmouth freshman build a massive bonfire in the center of campus and run laps around it (the number of laps correspond to their class year. i.e. 2019- 19 laps). While the students run around the fire upperclassmen, alumni, and members of the community taunt them and scream “touch the fire,” “worst class ever,” and other expressions similar to these. It is common superstition that if no student from the class touches the fire then this class will be cursed and dubbed the worst class ever.

Associated file: audio clip.Jamie Guy Gets Fined

Transcript:

Collector: “So you mentioned a second item, do you mind sharing this item, that is similar to the first?”

Informant: “Yeah, um, so one of the other stories that gets circulated a lot around homecoming is that a guy who touched the fire and I guess successfully evaded S&S, several years ago. And then you know I guess he thought he was fine, and then, uh, a few days later he was notified that he’d actually been caught on camera, um, touching the fire. And they identified his face, and he was fined like a thousand dollars or something outrageous…..” Informant then said: “yeah that’s all I know.”

Informant’s comments: Similar to the first story about homecoming, the informant did not know who the guy was or when this event occurred. However, the informant did state that he believed that this must have actually happened at some point.

Collector’s comments: This is one of those items that we collected when we had to be careful to discern between actual accounts of oral history and true folklore. For this item, we determined that it must be actual folklore because the story lacked key details like when this event occurred and who the guy might have been. Additionally, a large number of people we asked knew about this story and gave similar accounts like the one our informant provided.

Collected by: Luke Hudspeth ’19

Girl Gets Tackled

Title: Girl Gets Tackled

Genre: Verbal Lore, Urban Legend

 S&S Folklore

Informant info: Jamie Billings. Dartmouth ’16. Attended Groton. From Groton, Mass.

Type of lore: Verbal; Subgenre: Urban Legend

Language: English

Country of Origin: USA

Social / Cultural Context: Every year incoming Dartmouth freshman build a massive bonfire in the center of campus and run laps around it (the number of laps correspond to their class year. i.e. 2019- 19 laps). While the students run around the fire upperclassmen, alumni, and members of the community taunt them and scream “touch the fire,” “worst class ever,” and other expressions similar to these. It is common superstition that if no student from the class touches the fire then this class will be cursed and dubbed the worst class ever.

Associated file: audio clip.Jamie Girl Touching Bonfire

Transcript:

Collector: “Hey Jamie, so the other day you and I were talking and you mentioned that you knew about some event that happened at the Dartmouth Homecoming bonfire. I was wondering if you could share that story with us and the details you know about it.”

 Informant: “Yeah… so I don’t know, although I’ve heard theres this tiny girl that just got tackled by a huge S&S officer after touching the fire. I’m not sure exactly when… I think like several years ago.”

Collector: “And you don’t happen to know who the girl is by any chance do you?”

Informant: “no, no I wasn’t there.” “Every year around the bonfire this story gets brought up.”

Informant’s comments: Informant did not know who the girl was or when this event occurred. However, the informant did state that he believed that this must have actually happened at some point.

Collector’s comments: This is one of those items that we collected when we had to be careful to discern between actual accounts of oral history and true folklore. For this item, we determined that it must be actual folklore because the story lacked key details like when this event occurred and who the girl might have been. Additionally, a large number of people we asked knew about this story and gave similar accounts like the one our informant provided.

Collected by: Luke Hudspeth ’19

S&S Surveillance

Title: S&S Surveillance

Genre: S&S folklore

S&S Folklore

Informant info: Ryan O’Hanlon ’17, Boston, MA

Type of lore: Verbal, Urban Legend 

Language: English

Country of Origin: USA

Social / Cultural Context: S&S is an entity on Dartmouth college that is responsible for the safety and security of all Dartmouth students. They tend to always show up immediately whenever anything arises that could be a problem. The following item is a possible explanation of their ability to find students and always arrive whenever there is a problem.

Associated File: 

Ryan Informant

Transcript: (transcribed from a voice conversation).

Informant: “Yeah, it is like all over. It is… There is like one in some study rooms. It is like all major places on campus. Not like dorms or anything. But there is Collis ones, Baker ones and you can see all of them in like the SnS headquarters, there is like a giant computer bay, a command center and there is just like a tons of video feed all over it.”

Collector: Do you think they have them in dorms or do you think it is mainly in the library or where else do you think?

Informant: Yeah, I mean, I did see anyone from dorms, but I can think like Fahy common rooms, but definitely not any hallways or anything, it is more like big locations on campus like the HOP, there is one in Collis. I have never seen any of the actual cameras, but feeds are all there.

Collected by Luka Pejanovic, class of 2017, and Luke Hudspeth, class of 2019.