Title: Campus security fitness test
Genre: Verbal Folklore
Informant info: Anonymous
Type of lore: Joke, Verbal
Language: English
Country of Origin: U.S.A
Social / Cultural Context: Students at times feel threatened by S & S because of their authority and presence and as a result have created jokes.
Transcript: Why are most S & S officers a little on the round side and out of shape? I bet they all got too tired of running laps at cop school and joined campus security.
Collector’s comments: Informant seemed to enjoy this joke a great deal. It was clear that the informant resented S & S for some reason.
Collected by Robert Moffitt, Class of 2016.